Today, my sweet master was home scrambling around and
shoving things into a suitcase and before she left she let me outside. She was
so excited to see how much I enjoyed the plastic they left for me folded and
draped neatly over the fence! I think she called it a solar cover, but as she
approached me with the tiny tattered piece I had torn off in the process of
snatching it from the fence and mangling it all over the yard she did not seem
pleased. I did what any intelligent male would do. I tucked my tail and ran
like hell bobbing a weaving while simultaneously looking back, careful not to
take my eyes off of her for long. She dragged my new toy onto the pool deck and
locked it in. I don’t think she wants me to play with it while she is away with
the suitcase.
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